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Re: LF: Re: JA GRRABBERS at a same time

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Subject: Re: LF: Re: JA GRRABBERS at a same time
From: Scott Tilley <[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2011 11:08:35 -0800
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Gentlemen and Mal

After careful study of Mal's comments of late it is clear he fancy's a unit being named after him. How could the world's greatest CW operator not be so recognized?

Fortunately for Mal a team of esteemed researchers have identified an as yet unnamed phenomenon. This phenomenon is informally known as reflector foot in mouth syndrome. In honour of the chief proponent of this phenomenon, it has been put forward by researchers that the unit of measurement be known as the 'Malcontent' and a new index be created to measure the level of 'Malcontentness.'

A 'Malcontent' is defined as the number of factually incorrect and egotistical emails sent to the reflector in a given day.

The 'Malcontentness' index would provide a warning to all about the level of nonsense the reflector may be influencing at any particular moment. Much like the Dst index there is a recovery period after the reflector experiences a shock of 'Malcontentness'. Further study of past data will be required to quantify the recovery times after various levels of 'Malcontentness' have been experienced. It is hoped a scale like that used to forecast the intensity of geomagnetic storms will soon come into service to allow users of the reflector to protect their sanity in times of enhanced 'Malcontentness.'

73 Scott
VE7TIL

Tony
In the electronic context.
There are CYCLES, KILOCYCLES and MEGACYCLES all related to FREQUENCY of
OCCURENCE and can be observed on a 'Scope for example but what does a HERTZ
look like.
Hertz is a meaningless label in fact its someones Name and is technically
inapproapriat when describing Frequency.
Rumour has it that one EU member state wants a RESISTOR renamed BANSHEE

G3KEV





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