I tried to code time-accelerating functions in Argo, but got a visit
from the temporal police
Yes, one must be careful when dealing with those guys.
Proving that your time device's registration is current in whatever epoch you
may find yourself is not always a simple task.
And if you have one of those high-powered Italian models, don't ever get
caught going 150 years per hour in a 50 year per hour zone! You'll need to return
to your great-great-grandparents' time and make a substantial bank deposit,
then hope the miracle of compound interest will provide enough funds to pay the
fine. Trust me on this.