Gary,

> Boundary changes......I can't keep up with them these days.

It's easy really.
The centre of the civilised world is called Yorkshire.
To the north is Northumberland - that's there to keep the Scots out now that 
Hadrian's Wall is in disrepair.
To the east is the sea to provide fish for the fish and chips.
To the south is Lincolnshire to house Skegness, to prevent it from polluting 
civilisation.
Oh, and to the west is a narrow coastal strip, referred to as the L-word, to 
house Blackpool for similar reasons.

73,
Chris 'OKW