Return-Path: Received: from post.thorcom.com (post.thorcom.com [195.171.43.25]) by mtain-dh03.r1000.mx.aol.com (Internet Inbound) with ESMTP id 46092380000B6; Wed, 8 Feb 2012 13:15:09 -0500 (EST) Received: from majordom by post.thorcom.com with local (Exim 4.14) id 1RvC1b-0001Ph-2d for rs_out_1@blacksheep.org; Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:13:47 +0000 Received: from [195.171.43.32] (helo=relay1.thorcom.net) by post.thorcom.com with esmtp (Exim 4.14) id 1RvC1a-0001PU-Ec for rsgb_lf_group@blacksheep.org; Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:13:46 +0000 Received: from fish2.hurontel.on.ca ([216.46.129.163]) by relay1.thorcom.net with esmtp (Exim 4.63) (envelope-from ) id 1RvC1X-0008Nf-JF for rsgb_lf_group@blacksheep.org; Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:13:46 +0000 X-ASG-Debug-ID: 1328724814-00770a08b916960001-a32kfu Received: from [192.168.1.101] (pppoe.dyn-216.46.157.44.hurontel.on.ca [216.46.157.44]) by fish2.hurontel.on.ca with ESMTP id Lx7mFRcLclJVvSVs for ; Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:13:34 -0500 (EST) X-Barracuda-Envelope-From: weazle@hurontel.on.ca X-Barracuda-Apparent-Source-IP: 216.46.157.44 From: John Bruce McCreath Mime-Version: 1.0 (Apple Message framework v1084) Date: Wed, 8 Feb 2012 13:13:34 -0500 X-ASG-Orig-Subj: A Newfie Story In-Reply-To: To: rsgb_lf_group@blacksheep.org References: <4BBE16CB.23244.11610C0@mike.dennison.ntlworld.com> <496730B2-8693-486F-BB17-F7CE56FCE987@hurontel.on.ca> <23ACC32B-D862-454D-869D-E7F1CC6723E3@hurontel.on.ca> Message-Id: X-Mailer: Apple Mail (2.1084) X-Barracuda-Connect: pppoe.dyn-216.46.157.44.hurontel.on.ca[216.46.157.44] X-Barracuda-Start-Time: 1328724814 X-Barracuda-URL: http://fish.hurontel.on.ca:8000/cgi-mod/mark.cgi X-Virus-Scanned: by bsmtpd at hurontel.on.ca X-Barracuda-Spam-Score: 0.00 X-Barracuda-Spam-Status: No, SCORE=0.00 using global scores of TAG_LEVEL=1000.0 QUARANTINE_LEVEL=1000.0 KILL_LEVEL=5.0 tests=HTML_FONT_SIZE_LARGE, HTML_MESSAGE X-Barracuda-Spam-Report: Code version 3.2, rules version 3.2.2.87984 Rule breakdown below pts rule name description ---- ---------------------- -------------------------------------------------- 0.00 HTML_FONT_SIZE_LARGE BODY: HTML font size is large 0.00 HTML_MESSAGE BODY: HTML included in message X-Spam-Score: 0.4 (/) X-Spam-Report: autolearn=disabled,HTML_FONT_BIG=0.256,HTML_MESSAGE=0.001,HTML_TAG_EXIST_TBODY=0.126 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary=Apple-Mail-33-377780142 Subject: LF: A Newfie Story X-Spam-Checker-Version: SpamAssassin 2.63 (2004-01-11) on post.thorcom.com X-Spam-Level: X-Spam-Status: No, hits=0.5 required=5.0 tests=HTML_50_60, HTML_FONTCOLOR_UNKNOWN,HTML_FONT_BIG,HTML_MESSAGE, HTML_TAG_EXISTS_TBODY autolearn=no version=2.63 X-SA-Exim-Scanned: Yes Sender: owner-rsgb_lf_group@blacksheep.org Precedence: bulk Reply-To: rsgb_lf_group@blacksheep.org X-Listname: rsgb_lf_group X-SA-Exim-Rcpt-To: rs_out_1@blacksheep.org X-SA-Exim-Scanned: No; SAEximRunCond expanded to false x-aol-global-disposition: G X-AOL-SCOLL-SCORE: 0:2:416981120:93952408 X-AOL-SCOLL-URL_COUNT: 0 x-aol-sid: 3039ac1d41174f32bbad0a24 X-AOL-IP: 195.171.43.25 X-AOL-SPF: domain : blacksheep.org SPF : none --Apple-Mail-33-377780142 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Hi Joe, Please forgive me if I'm wrong, but I thought you'd get a laugh out of = this: One morning, three Newfoundlanders and three Albertans were in a ticket = counter line at a train station. The three Albertans each bought a = ticket and watched as the three Newfies bought just one ticket. 'How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?' asked one = of the Albertans. 'Watch and learn,' answered one of the Newfies. All six boarded the train where the three Albertans sat down, but the = three Newfies crammed into a toilet together and closed the door. = Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to collect = tickets. He knocked on the toilet door and said, 'Ticket, please.' The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in = hand. The conductor took it and moved on.. The Albertans saw this happen = and agreed it was quite a clever idea. Indeed, so clever they decided to = do the same thing on the return trip and save some money. That afternoon when they got back to the station, they bought a single = ticket for the return trip and watched, while to their astonishment,the = three Newfies didn't buy even one ticket! 'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' asked a perplexed = Albertan. 'Watch and learn,' answered the three Newfie boys in unison. When they boarded the train, the three Albertans crammed themselves into = a toilet and the three Newfies crammed into another toilet just down the = way. Shortly after the train began to move, one of the Newfies left the = toilet and walked over to the toilet in which the Albertans were hiding. The Newfie knocked on the door and said, 'Ticket, please.' =20 73, J.B., VE3EAR LowFER Beacon "EAR" 188.830 kHz. QRSS30 EN93dr --Apple-Mail-33-377780142 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Content-Type: text/html; charset=us-ascii Hi = Joe,

Please forgive me if I'm wrong, but I thought = you'd get a laugh out of this:

One morning, three Newfoundlanders and three = Albertans were in a ticket counter line at a train station. The three = Albertans each bought a ticket and watched as the three Newfies bought = just one ticket.
'Watch and learn,' answered one of the = Newfies.
All six boarded the train where the three Albertans = sat down, but the three Newfies crammed into a toilet together and = closed the door. Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came = around to collect tickets.
He knocked on the toilet door and said, = 'Ticket, please.'
The door opened just a crack and a single arm = emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on.. The = Albertans saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea. Indeed, = so clever they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save = some money.
That afternoon when they got back to the = station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip and watched, = while to their astonishment,the three Newfies didn't buy even one = ticket!
'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' asked = a perplexed Albertan. 'Watch and learn,' answered the three Newfie boys = in unison.
When they boarded the train, the three Albertans = crammed themselves into a toilet and the three Newfies crammed into = another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train began to move, = one of the Newfies left the toilet and walked over to the toilet in = which the Albertans were = hiding.
The Newfie knocked on the door and said, 'Ticket, = please.'

73, J.B., VE3EAR

LowFER Beacon = "EAR"
188.830 kHz. QRSS30